What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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