- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Neil is a reterd.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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