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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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you just read an anti-joke

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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How would you rule?

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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