- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Shea's sty....

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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