- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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