- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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