Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Anti Joke

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