- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

I am dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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