- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

think twice or at least think

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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