- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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