Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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