- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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