Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A midget walked under a bar.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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