FUCK THE JEWS

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What's circular and round A circle

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Equal rights!

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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A man walks into a bar

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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