- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Yo mama is so fat she died

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Morning wood.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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