- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

I am dyslexic

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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