- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

How do you make a little girl cry?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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