Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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PIED NINNY!

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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