A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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