Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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