How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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