"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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the bible

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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