- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Woman rights.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

VAGINA.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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