- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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