- Anti Joke

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

rarw

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

rarw

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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I'm 4 and what is this?

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

12

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

justin littleton being sucessful

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

rarw

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name