- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Men

Your mums a potato

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

whats one plus one penis

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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