What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Obama

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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