- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Beka has AIDS

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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