What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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