- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Your mom went to college

Obama

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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