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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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