- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

whats white and looks like paper paper

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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