Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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