- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Do you love me? No.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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