Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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