- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

you suck

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

An Asian with a big dick.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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