- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??