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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Your mums a potato

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Men

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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