What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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