- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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