- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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