- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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