What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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hi mom

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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go F*** yourself

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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