What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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poop

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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hola said the chinese man

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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White men's rights

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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