- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

A man was shot. He died.

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