- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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