- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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