What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Tommy got neutered.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Anti Joke

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