- Anti Joke

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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