- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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