- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Santa isn't real

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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