One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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