How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Pineapple.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Death by kayak

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