What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Lewis

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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all the kids had fun

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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