- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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