- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

The dewey decimal system

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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