Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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