- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

The meme walks out of the bar.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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