Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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