That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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derp

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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JUST KIDDING^

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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