Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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9/11

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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YES! EXACTLY!

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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