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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

its all aodhan

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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