- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

im telling maguire

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

how much fish could a chicken

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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