- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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