- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Woman's Rights

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*