What does water smell like? water.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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