What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Miscarriages.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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