an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

KONY 2012

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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