what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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