Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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outside your comfort zone

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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