- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Women's Rights

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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