- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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