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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Dude man, I'm high...

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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