- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

you suck

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

An Asian with a big dick.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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