- Anti Joke

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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