Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Are you a tree

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

save me from the nothing ive become

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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