- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

9/11

In soviet Russia...things are different

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

YES! EXACTLY!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Vaginal secretions

penis?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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