- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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