children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

whats a joke

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

BIG PENIS

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

the holocaust

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

JUST KIDDING^

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Bob Saget that is all

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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