- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Mitt Romney

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What is 33 + 1? Penis

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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