- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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