Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Moral

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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