Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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woman..parallel parking

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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