You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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