- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Your mums a potato

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Men

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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