- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

FUCK THE JEWS

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What's circular and round A circle

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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