- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Rebecca Black.

drugs.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

shammmm is a lesbian.

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