why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Ben Corbishley

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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