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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

My love life

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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